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Barryboat
First Class Passenger
Member # 33

posted 08-28-2000 12:09 AM

I couldn't resist being the (100th) post on this historic thread!!!! Nice job Malcolm!! I do have something to add....I recall when I went to the top of the Norway's forward funnel, that there was a mat with some evidence of munchies, a couple of empty cans of beer, and some condoms up there. So obviously someone was having a little action at the top of the forward funnel. Between the two wings there is a small platform...however I think this was removed when modifications were made to the forward funnel. Exhaust pipes for an auxilary generator were added at some point, which was after I had been up there. There may not be as much room up there now as there was before her refits.

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Mercy
First Class Passenger
Member # 322

posted 08-28-2000 12:34 PM

HURRAY! Malcolm's post went over 100!!!!
MagnmPI... I am so happy for you and your wife. What a wonderful time in your life. Don't stress about the baby being overdue. Just enjoy the calm before the storm

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RICHARD CHUDY
First Class Passenger
Member # 1323

posted 08-28-2000 07:53 PM

WHERE"S THE BABY???!!!
Richard

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BALCONY
First Class Passenger
Member # 1553

posted 09-03-2000 07:45 PM

I just joined today. And, I'm kind of a prude about these things. But, I enjoy a good laugh. So, I will answer your question.

Why else would I book the BALCONY for my next cruise!

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K&K
First Class Passenger
Member # 1040

posted 02-02-2001 03:32 PM

Well, just returned from the Vision and it came out in the newly wed/not so newly wed game that the newly wed couple tried out one of the lounges somewhere on deck 10 first night out. I wonder if they read this post before hand. Kevin

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Malcolm @ cruisepage
Cruise Director
Member # 301

posted 02-02-2001 04:12 PM

Wow, "The post that never dies"

The real credit goes to "Mercy" for this post. It was she who originally asked the qestion, in one of her posts. I just hi-jacked it and the Cruistalkers continue to expanded on it, as it were!

As they say, sex sells!

[This message has been edited by Malcolm (edited 02-03-2001).]

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desirod7
First Class Passenger
Member # 1626

posted 02-02-2001 05:27 PM

I have a friend who had nookie with the Captain of a Holland America ship on an Alaskan cruise. The couple had a menage-trois with one of the entertainers too.

I feel sorry for the crew who go months without it. They get tired of each other fast.

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Guest
First Class Passenger
Member # 1157

posted 02-03-2001 01:30 AM

Wow this post started in the last millennium and it still amazes us today :P

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Norma
First Class Passenger
Member # 1779

posted 02-03-2001 11:55 AM

I've just recently joined in this Cruise Talk Forum and what a laugh I've had! Its really cheered me up!

Hmmm, well, now, let me see...last year on the MV Bolero in our Superior Deluxe Cabin when we celebrated our Silver Wedding Anniversary was a pretty special experience...just don't tell my husband I'm giving away secrets!

Now I'm looking forward to cruise no. 3 on the Airtours Sunbird in September...

Luv Norma

PS: Malcome thx for the e-mail reply!

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cncservo
First Class Passenger
Member # 532

posted 02-03-2001 03:05 PM

Forward or Aft:

If ya know what I mean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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climbinut
Just Boarded
Member # 1788

posted 02-04-2001 05:07 PM

Best spot: On a cool late night in May, on the deck of Carnival Jubilee in Alaska. There is a small deck above the bridge, on the level of the suites. Thanks D-Cup, going on Majesty's sister ship, the Monarch, in 7 days. Also have noticed the lifeboats on ships, but like others afraid of getting caught.

This is the most entertaining chat topic I have ever read, and by far the longest. On the 11 cruises I have been on every Not-so-Newlywed game has had similar answers about couples on deck but I have never seen anyone late at night and have never heard of anyone who was caught. Only tried it once myself.

Porthole magazine did a survey, I think in '98 or '99 called "Rock the Boat" sex at sea, or something like that where they did a survey but I have not been able to find it on the Internet, just articles saying they were doing the survey. If anyone has old issues of Porthole I like others i'm sure would be interested to hear what the results were and the article.

Hasn't anyone ever heard of someone getting "caught" or in trouble for indecent exposure on a cruise ship? Draka made a claim but never replied with experience or names of ships who publish a policy on it. I think above all it would just be the embarassment of being caught.

Congrats Malcolm on the longest topic!!! Sure was entertaining.

Never saw the posting on MagnumPi's baby? Is it on here? Congratulations!!!!
climbinut@aol.com

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Norma
First Class Passenger
Member # 1779

posted 02-09-2001 10:50 AM

Reply No. 81 - we're well on the way to a free cruise Malcolm - who are you taking with you?

Hope all goes well with the new baby
Magnm PI

Norma xxx

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Malcolm @ cruisepage
Cruise Director
Member # 301

posted 02-09-2001 01:00 PM

On the subject of Sex, a male freind once asked me if I ever spoke to my wife while making love.

I said of course I do, if there is a telephone available!

(Norma, after the above, I think I'd better take Mrs.Malcolm, my wife?)

[This message has been edited by Malcolm (edited 02-09-2001).]

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Terri Lee
First Class Passenger
Member # 942

posted 02-09-2001 08:19 PM

Like I have said before,in other posts....

Malcolm,you are SOOOO BAAAAAAAAAAD!!

Terri

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Norma
First Class Passenger
Member # 1779

posted 02-23-2001 07:36 AM

WHATS HAPPENING WITH THE BABY?????

Has he/she/it been born and your too busy changing diapers/nappies to let all your
friends here know about it????????

Good Luck Luv Norma

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sympatico
First Class Passenger
Member # 797

posted 02-23-2001 08:34 AM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Norma:
[B]WHATS HAPPENING WITH THE BABY?????

Has he/she/it been born and your too busy changing diapers/nappies to let all your
friends here know about it????????

Good Luck Luv Norma

We've had 2 baby boys born to members of this forum, Norma. There are pictures of both of them here somewhere. They are so cute, but then all babies are cute. If I will find them will let you know. Maybe Joe can find them faster than I can.

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cncservo
First Class Passenger
Member # 532

posted 02-23-2001 10:22 AM

Having a private balcony cabin at the rear of the Explorer we had planned to duplicate my friends approach to sex on a ship. They removed the mattrice from one of their beds and placed it on the balcony of their Carnival cruise ship. Great atmosphere right. Well when we saw our beautiful balcony which was approx. 10'x10' our plans were spoiled, our private balcony could be seen by no less than four other balconies.

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asoowal
First Class Passenger
Member # 485

posted 02-24-2001 02:56 PM

Aft balcony cabin #8172 on Millennium. A 20 foot deep balcony makes for a huge playroom!!

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origo
First Class Passenger
Member # 1852

posted 03-12-2001 06:49 AM

At the bridge with one of the officers

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Frank X. Prudent
First Class Passenger
Member # 1723

posted 03-12-2001 09:11 AM

The AMERICAN QUEEN's showers are a commodious three feet by three feet, or there abouts! There is plenty of room for two!

[ 07-25-2001: Message edited by: Frank X. Prudent ]

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Frank X. Prudent
First Class Passenger
Member # 1723

posted 03-12-2001 09:15 AM

Not that I would know, or anything like that!

[This message has been edited by Frank X. Prudent (edited 03-12-2001).]

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jmfleser
First Class Passenger
Member # 1141

posted 03-12-2001 01:30 PM

My husband still has his eyes on the life boats....... you never know

Joan

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kbozman
First Class Passenger
Member # 642

posted 03-12-2001 01:43 PM

HHHmmmmm..... Lets see,

The best place to have sex on a ship, is in
the onboard hospital. That way you can have
blood tests performed, check for Herpes, and
last but not least, have an AIDS test before
you "let it all hang out " so to speak.

K.B.

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Malcolm @ cruisepage
Cruise Director
Member # 301

posted 03-13-2001 06:58 AM

I was searching a rival Cruise Web site when I found a similar topic to this one. Inventively it was called 'Rock the Boat'.

Although it was posted a year ago, it had received zero replies!

What does this say about our members, or indeed their members?

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desirod7
First Class Passenger
Member # 1626

posted 07-24-2001 12:15 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Malcolm:
Hi folks, I'm only joking...I don't really want to know! I'm not interested in sex, I'm a married man!
[ 07-22-2001: Message edited by: Malcolm ]

Malcolm, may I suggest reading the works of Susie Bright.

[ 07-24-2001: Message edited by: Malcolm ]

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