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WJCdiver
First Class Passenger
Member # 946

posted 12-26-1999 11:33 AM

Gives new meaning to the term "a quickie" doesn't it.

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Green
First Class Passenger
Member # 171

posted 12-26-1999 08:36 PM

Personsally, I rather deal with teenagers than little people who'd ask a dozen questions!

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Janice Lane
Just Boarded
Member # 930

posted 12-31-1999 12:07 PM

I have to say, I would much rather read this message board in the morning drinking coffee than read the paper. You all make my day. This is a very funny subject. Let me add my comment: It is where you can with the one you love!

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hma109
First Class Passenger
Member # 593

posted 01-08-2000 04:14 PM

Very interesting post!

[This message has been edited by hma109 (edited 02-07-2001).]

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sabine
First Class Passenger
Member # 759

posted 01-10-2000 07:00 AM

Gosh this looks like becoming the question of the Millenium ! Great to see that everybody seems to enjoy reminiscing or at least showing their sense of humour. My first cruise was on the old 'Arcadia' then a two-class ship, and few people in my age group could afford two-berth cabins (also, you could not share a cabin if you had different surnames !) - all the young folk crammed into 4- and 6 berths - nicely separated into males and females, of course. As there were no en-suites - you had to find showers and bathrooms along the corridors - but the bathrooms were always engaged - I couldn't imagine it being much fun in a bathtup in the bowels of the ship, but lots of people must have enjoyed it - or were that desperate !

Happy Y2K to everyone - without any bugs !

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geno-r
First Class Passenger
Member # 931

posted 01-10-2000 10:50 AM

I love the way this topic will never die LOL. This whole site is so much fun. I think I will have to find a new place on our next cruise just to keep the topic going LOL.

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Natalie
First Class Passenger
Member # 347

posted 01-11-2000 04:31 PM

Well I have just come back from a Cruise and my god did I have a squeaky bed!!!! Couldnt look my fellow cabin neighbours in the eye!!1

Hee Hee

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Gordy
First Class Passenger
Member # 1018

posted 01-20-2000 09:30 PM

As a pilot, we have a thing called the Mile-High Club. You can imagine what that means.... I think maybe we should see who could set the record for making love at the highest absolute altitude on a ship(ocean going that is). Since most ships cruise at sea level, it would make for tough competition. I dunno....maybe the radome while cruising through the Panama Canal???

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JDCasey
First Class Passenger
Member # 1065

posted 02-02-2000 03:25 PM

It doesn't really matter. But on our first cruise, our ship brought back a stowaway. It took Nine months to find out who it was.

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MagnmPI
First Class Passenger
Member # 299

posted 02-02-2000 06:01 PM

Hahaha, Ive been keepin and eye on this thread...it was one step away from being pushed onto page 2.

JDCasey I can sympathize, my trip on Voyager last November 28th brought about the same results! Looks like I'm taking a year off from cruising, and I'll have to experience cruising through everyones posts.

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billyboy
First Class Passenger
Member # 958

posted 02-02-2000 07:36 PM

Hum! ! ! Best place to make woopie! One cruise on R.C. we were watching the guests play "the almost newly wed game". The question was asked where was the strangest place you made love. One couple was newly weds by about 5 days another couple had been married 40 years. Wouldn't you know it was the 40 year couple that said the shower - in their room on the ship! (you know - the little bity shower - the one if you drop the soap you can't bend over to pick it up)The newly married groom in puzzlement turned to mid-aged gent and said, "how in the hell did you do that?" The showers are small but where their is a will their is always a way.

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Laura
First Class Passenger
Member # 924

posted 02-02-2000 09:22 PM

Hey MagnmPI and JDCasey: my husband and I are booked for VOTS at the end of this month, and HOPEFULLY we won't catch the same "bug" both of you caught while cruising! Hee hee.

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Mercy
First Class Passenger
Member # 322

posted 02-03-2000 11:02 AM

Congratulations MagnmPI!!!
I think we should have a contest to name Magnm's new baby!!!! My vote is
"Cayman"

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Malcolm @ cruisepage
Cruise Director
Member # 301

posted 02-03-2000 11:03 AM

Well I've started something here, or should I be more precise and say that Mercy started it! This thread certainly proves that 'sex Sells'!

I think I hold the Travelpage record for the most postings? Maybe this thread will win a record for the longest?

Malcolm (London, England)

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starfish
First Class Passenger
Member # 986

posted 02-03-2000 01:36 PM

Congratulations also Magnm PI.
How about Higgin,s for a name? I;ve read you were interested in the Millennium,children
under 2 use to be free with celebrity but i
don;t know about now.
Did you visit the peek a boo bridge?
We;ll see if we get the bug next week.

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MagnmPI
First Class Passenger
Member # 299

posted 02-03-2000 03:02 PM

The funny thing about my situation was the date of conception was also the same day Voyager had skipped Jamaica (bad weather), so we were "stuck" on the ship. The captain opened the bar for a couple hours and it seemed like everyone had a good time, especially us.

Mercy I was thinking about a Caribbean type or Royal Caribbean type middle name...hehehehe.

Yeah the peak-a-boo bridge is open 24 hours a day. I got to watch while they tested the ship in the open sea. They tested some manuever where the ship stops and maintains the same position without dropping anchor only using the engines to adjust her position. It was neat and not as top secret as I thought, hehehe.

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topgun2
First Class Passenger
Member # 975

posted 02-03-2000 04:05 PM

Im surprised that nobody yet has suggested that the best place is the location of the Golden Rivet. All British Royal navy ships apparently have this rivet. I would have thought that all cruise ships had one also.
Ask any deck officer, he should know.

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Malcolm @ cruisepage
Cruise Director
Member # 301

posted 02-04-2000 11:37 AM

Hmmm...all this baby talk adds a new dimention to the nuatical term 'ship mate'!

[This message has been edited by Malcolm (edited 02-15-2000).]

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usha
First Class Passenger
Member # 818

posted 02-08-2000 11:30 AM

I can't make up my mind about the best place to make whoopie, but I'm pretty certain that the WORST place would be in an air lift basket (everyone gawking and all..) Just had to post to keep this thread going!

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JDCasey
First Class Passenger
Member # 1065

posted 02-09-2000 10:07 AM

Sorry I took so long getting back on this subject. But,getting back to surprise stoaways. Maybe MagnmPI can use the name I sugessted to my wife for a girl. "Stella Maris" It is latin for "Star of the Sea" --- My wide was really happy our stoaway was a boy.

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joe at travelpage
Administrator
Member # 622

posted 02-09-2000 12:32 PM

...your wide?

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Green
First Class Passenger
Member # 171

posted 02-09-2000 02:03 PM

Congratulations! How does Mrs. MagnmPI feel about all this interest in her 'condition'?

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JDCasey
First Class Passenger
Member # 1065

posted 02-09-2000 02:40 PM

I am quite sure, If I ever learn how to type I am going to conquer the world. "Wife" not "Wide"

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MagnmPI
First Class Passenger
Member # 299

posted 02-09-2000 06:05 PM

Green,
Mrs MagnmPI feels so special to receive congrats from people all over the world. From reading everyone's posts and/or profile I can usually tell who's from Canada, Ireland, Great Britain, Scotland or from one of the fifty United States. We both would like to thank everyone for being so kind and conveying their best wishes.

Back to the baby names, I was thinking about Katarina since Katarina Witt was the godmother to Voyager. But haven't made any final decisions yet...And we still don't know if we're having a boy or girl.

Jay M.
San Francisco, California, USA.

[This message has been edited by MagnmPI (edited 02-09-2000).]

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geno-r
First Class Passenger
Member # 931

posted 03-12-2000 09:11 PM

Hey this topic was falling behind, did everybody run out of places?

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