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Topic: Best place to have sex on a ship

Malcolm @ cruisepage
Cruise Director
Member # 301

posted 12-21-1999 05:31 PM

Hi folks, I'm only joking...I don't really want to know! I'm not interested in sex, I'm a married man!

[ 07-22-2001: Message edited by: Malcolm ]

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sympatico
First Class Passenger
Member # 797

posted 12-21-1999 05:42 PM

Malcolm - you are a riot. You are not interested in sex???? Does your wife know this?
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year

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CTrail
First Class Passenger
Member # 64

posted 12-21-1999 06:37 PM

Malcolm, you cad. You asked the question that Mercy was aching to ask.

HaveagreatChristmasorHolidayseason

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MagnmPI
First Class Passenger
Member # 299

posted 12-21-1999 09:39 PM

You definately have an in your face type sense of humor Malcolm, too funny. Happy hoidays everyone.

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mrblanche
First Class Passenger
Member # 714

posted 12-21-1999 09:47 PM

Have you been to the Princess web site and seen the live lobby view on the Sun Princess? I wonder how long it will be before some savvy web surfer and exhibitionist puts on a show for us all there.

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Mercy
First Class Passenger
Member # 322

posted 12-21-1999 09:57 PM

I was NOT aching to ask the question! But since you are all too chicken to answer. I will. The most romantic place to make love on a cruise ship is...
In the Caribbean !

[This message has been edited by Mercy (edited 12-21-1999).]

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Green
First Class Passenger
Member # 171

posted 12-21-1999 11:59 PM

Malcolm - No sex, please, I'm British?
That was long ago!!

Merry Christmas to All..............

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Will
First Class Passenger
Member # 472

posted 12-22-1999 09:50 AM

The best place to have sex on a ship is in the middle of the ocean with the one you love.

Merry Christmas to you all. I don't participate much, but I do read all of your postings. It has been a an enjoyable year, I have been educated and entertained, so thanks to each of you.

Once again Merry Christmas and to thoughs of you who don't share in this holiday...Peace and Love in the New Year.

Will

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geno-r
First Class Passenger
Member # 931

posted 12-22-1999 10:52 AM

Ummmm, the cabin maybe?

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sympatico
First Class Passenger
Member # 797

posted 12-22-1999 11:09 AM

Funny story told to us by the Chief Officer of one of HAL'S ships - happened when we were on board. One of the crew was washing the outside windows in the Crow's Nest in the early morning hours when he spotted a couple making out on one of the sofas. He came running down to the bridge and said excitedly, "Charlie, Charlie somebody is making marry in the Crow's Nest". They just howled. So maybe the Crow's Nest is a good place.

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Barryboat
First Class Passenger
Member # 33

posted 12-22-1999 12:07 PM

I'm a happy married man now, but years ago when I worked on cruise ships, I did kiss a few girls. The most unique place I kissed with a girl was when I was a passenger on the Norway. That place was on the bow of the Norway - not up at the tip, but back a bit under the splash structure, or what ever you want to call it. It was a perfect evening, the stars were brilliant, coming from an ocean liner buff, I'll say that was the ultimate - to kiss with a girl on the bow of one of my favorite ships! Another favorite spot was in the Princess Grill late at night on the QE-2. The moon was huge and bright off on the horizon - it was one of those perfect "Love Boat" moon-lit nights.

Have a wonderful Christmas everyone, and don't forget the "Christ" in Christmas - It is the birth of Jesus that we celebrate!

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WJCdiver
First Class Passenger
Member # 946

posted 12-22-1999 01:16 PM

In high school my parents took us on a number of cruises. One of my first romantic kisses was as a teenager on one of the upper decks fo the Leonardo Da Vinci. I had met a girl and we started dancing in the disco. After a while we got tired and took a walk on deck.

Under the stars, the wind blowing across the deck, a clear night, the sound of the waves, a pretty girl, a boy ...

Never saw her again after we docked.

Took my first cruise in years on the QE2 last July. Its pretty romantic with your wife too.

Bill

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Paddy
First Class Passenger
Member # 357

posted 12-22-1999 02:05 PM

Congratulations to Malcolm! 12 replies to a site without a question.

Well merry Chrismas to all, and bah humbug to all those going on a cruise this festive season while I am stuck here in miserable ireland. Happy new year to y'all too!

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Molly
First Class Passenger
Member # 853

posted 12-22-1999 09:30 PM

Curiosity got the best of me! I read all 12 replies which I normally do not do! Thanks for making my evening, Malcolm and Merry Christmas to everyone!

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Jm
First Class Passenger
Member # 219

posted 12-22-1999 09:49 PM

Very funny! To answer your question I would say in your cabin while the ship is in transit. You know what they say (it's the motion of the ocean)! Happy Hoilidays and a Merry Christmas to all of you.

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Green
First Class Passenger
Member # 171

posted 12-22-1999 11:42 PM

For Will -
do you mean having sex or making postings?

MERRY CHRISTMAS.............

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jeff
First Class Passenger
Member # 614

posted 12-23-1999 04:20 AM

i knew you were going to let the cat out of the bag....besides...its a secret...but all i can say is i'll never forget it....

MERRY INTERNATIONAL CHRISTMAS AND ALL THE BEST FOR THE UP-COMING MILLENNIUM....JEFF

MERRY-HO-HO... :- )

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Bluekiwi
First Class Passenger
Member # 40

posted 12-23-1999 05:23 AM

What a subject to finish the year on a real hoot. My lips are sealed....
Merry Christmas to all you people that have entertained and informed me on this site for the last year.

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cruiseman
First Class Passenger
Member # 885

posted 12-23-1999 09:01 AM

Hmmm....I was thinking lifeboat # 7!

Happy Holidays everybody.

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garrys
First Class Passenger
Member # 581

posted 12-23-1999 11:34 AM

Ladies and Gentleman

Surely the BEST place would be on the bridge!

(if only the crew would disappear though....

it's rather offputting with them all watching!!)

Merry Christmas to you all and keep up the good postings. See you all on the Sunbird 7th Feb 2000.

[This message has been edited by garrys (edited 12-23-1999).]

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Malcolm @ cruisepage
Cruise Director
Member # 301

posted 12-23-1999 07:35 PM

Wow..nineteen replies and I was only joking! (Yes, I am a bit 'in your face, but Mercy started it!).

Those of you that saw the recent Titanic movie will know which location Jack and rose prefered! They certainly steamed up the windows! Now I think that I am right in saying that the only Cruise ship that you could do this today, is aboard the QE2?

Merry Christmas and a happy Millenium!

(Remeber it was the British that invented time!)

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Terri Lee
First Class Passenger
Member # 942

posted 12-23-1999 08:14 PM

As far as I am concerned,time actually stands still when making love with that special person,bathed in the moonlight streaming through the cabin window!! My memories of that fantastic moment will be with me forever!

Vive l'amour,mes enfants......
Wishing you all a Merry Christmas and Wonderful New Year full of love and hope for the future.

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Mercy
First Class Passenger
Member # 322

posted 12-23-1999 09:28 PM

Merry Christmas
Good Luck with Y2K! Hope we can all keep in contact, without too many computer problems. And if we are all in our bunkers with our bottled water, I will think of you all

[This message has been edited by Mercy (edited 12-25-1999).]

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geno-r
First Class Passenger
Member # 931

posted 12-25-1999 01:34 PM

It's a little known fact, but in the old days it was the thing to do in the crows nest. This is why the Titanic sunk. It was covered up that the reason the guy was late spotting the iceberg is because he was busy doing something else

Merry Christmas to all!!!

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mitch
First Class Passenger
Member # 708

posted 12-26-1999 03:59 AM

Try being romantic sharing an inside cabin with 2 teenagers!!!
You can think of some great excuses

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