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Topic: Funny Caption Competition

Malcolm @ cruisepage
Cruise Director
Member # 301

posted 10-17-2004 06:17 PM

Well, what is she saying?

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PamM
First Class Passenger
Member # 2127

posted 10-17-2004 06:20 PM

2 down, who's next.

Pam

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Green
First Class Passenger
Member # 171

posted 10-17-2004 07:48 PM

Now, what does this day offer?????

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bmajor
First Class Passenger
Member # 1754

posted 10-17-2004 08:04 PM

Honey......Are you sure wer'e on the right ship?
Don't look like Alaska to me!

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Barrys
First Class Passenger
Member # 5053

posted 10-17-2004 08:11 PM

Hmmmm...where are we today?

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Brian_O
First Class Passenger
Member # 3910

posted 10-18-2004 03:15 AM

It's a lovely morning sir. What can I bring you for breakfast?

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Steve Read (sread)
First Class Passenger
Member # 788

posted 10-18-2004 04:06 AM

Somewhere between the glacier hiking, the dog sledding, the train tours and the rock wall, it hits you. This is wahay-hay-hay more than a cruise.

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Cambodge
First Class Passenger
Member # 906

posted 10-18-2004 08:31 AM

He-l-l-l-l-o Sailor!

Posts: 2149 | From: St. Michaels MD USA , the town that fooled the British! | Registered: Nov 1999 | IP: Logged

Vaccaro
First Class Passenger
Member # 465

posted 10-18-2004 11:02 AM

Her: "I'm starting to have pins and needles in my legs and I'm catching a cold if I keep like that during days and days whilst CruiseTalkers are trying to put a caption on me for this silly competition!
Vaccaro, please help me!"

Vaccaro: "I'm coming, I'm coming..."

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desirod7
First Class Passenger
Member # 1626

posted 10-18-2004 11:22 AM

$200 an hour, $1000 for a night

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Johan
First Class Passenger
Member # 4458

posted 10-18-2004 11:27 AM

"I didn't know airplanes are flying so low and slow these days"

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lasuvidaboy
First Class Passenger
Member # 4527

posted 10-18-2004 02:10 PM

How the hell do I get out of here before he wakes up?

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lasuvidaboy
First Class Passenger
Member # 4527

posted 10-18-2004 02:12 PM

or...'Oh crap, his wife is at the door....I wonder how far down it is to the water?'

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lasuvidaboy
First Class Passenger
Member # 4527

posted 10-18-2004 02:16 PM

or.."I could use these sheer drapes to smother him and no one-including his wife would be the wiser!"

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Maasdam
First Class Passenger
Member # 3858

posted 10-18-2004 03:03 PM

O yes my wifes lingery fit me too.

What a big pool have they on board.

Who's next.............

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Malcolm @ cruisepage
Cruise Director
Member # 301

posted 10-18-2004 03:22 PM

I have two to offer:

1) "Typical - every time I cruise my underwear shrinks"!

2) NCL America cabin maid: "I do hope my uniform arrives soon"!

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lindie11
unregistered

posted 10-18-2004 03:36 PM

wait this isnt a window, its a painting. ouch!

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VDK
First Class Passenger
Member # 3460

posted 10-18-2004 05:46 PM

Hmmm, where is she?

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lasuvidaboy
First Class Passenger
Member # 4527

posted 10-18-2004 06:06 PM

"I should not have eaten that bean burrito...how do I get some air in here??!!"

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WhiteStar
First Class Passenger
Member # 2740

posted 10-21-2004 03:27 PM

"I really like your suite Captain"

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PamM
First Class Passenger
Member # 2127

posted 10-21-2004 03:37 PM

What's the prize Malcolm? & who's won?
Pam

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Malcolm @ cruisepage
Cruise Director
Member # 301

posted 10-21-2004 03:49 PM

quote:
Originally posted by lasuvidaboy:
"I should not have eaten that bean burrito...how do I get some air in here??!!"

I judge lasuvidaboy to be the winner. The prize is that he gets to keep the ladies underwear!

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Cunardcoll
First Class Passenger
Member # 1226

posted 10-21-2004 05:58 PM

Jochen , let's do that again , please

Jochen answers : OK , why not

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lasuvidaboy
First Class Passenger
Member # 4527

posted 10-21-2004 11:28 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Malcolm @ cruisepage:
I judge lasuvidaboy to be the winner. The prize is that he gets to keep the ladies underwear!

hehe.....

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Jamaica Jeff
First Class Passenger
Member # 2487

posted 10-22-2004 12:03 AM

Jeff, Come back!! Who cares if the Viagra bottle says see a doctor if it lasts four hours! I'm not complaining!!!!

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