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It's easy to navigate, quick, and comfortably familiar.
In other words, it ain't broken -- so don't fix it.
[ 08-19-2003: Message edited by: cncservo ]
quote:Originally posted by cncservo: This is good but I feel like it also needs a twist of humor
A blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, "Cruise Special -- $99!". She goes inside, lays her money on the counter and says, "I'd like the $99 cruise special, please."
The agent takes her into the back room, ties her to a large inner tube, takes her out the back door and downhill to the river, where he pushes her in and sends her floating.
A second blond comes by a few minutes later, sees the sign, goes inside, lays her money on the counter, and asks for the $99 special. She too is tied to an inner tube and sent floating down the river.
Drifting into stronger current, she eventually catches up with the first blonde. They float side by side for a while before the first blonde asks, "Do they serve refreshments on this cruise?"
The second blonde replies, "They didn't last year."
This only seems to happen occassionaly to the point of boredom.
I usually try to break this up with "adults only" cruises and various taunts. It seems to work quite well and stir up the pot.
We seem to be back into one of our "normal" phases. Its times like this that some of the old contributors come back and make reading of the various topics a pleasure.
You forgot human sexuality, marijuana, and prostitution topics that get everyone posting and laughing
quote:Originally posted by topgun:This only seems to happen occassionaly to the point of boredom.I usually try to break this up with "adults only" cruises and various taunts. It seems to work quite well and stir up the pot.
Refresh my memory - were the blondes male or female? Or perhaps it makes no difference.
quote:Originally posted by M.S.Grumple: Refresh my memory - were the blondes male or female? Or perhaps it makes no difference.[/QB]
Refresh my memory - were the blondes male or female? Or perhaps it makes no difference.[/QB]
Actually they were Canadians.
Just kidding! They can be anyone you want.
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