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Topic: Wrong Cruise Ship!

Malcolm @ cruisepage
Cruise Director
Member # 301

posted 08-04-2000 03:18 PM

OK here's a new fun thread. I will start it off...

"You know that you have chosen the wrong cruise ship when..."

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Malcolm @ cruisepage
Cruise Director
Member # 301

posted 08-04-2000 03:20 PM

When you have packed your Tuxedo, but find that the other passengers think that formal dress means cut-off jeans and a clean T-shirt!

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koch
First Class Passenger
Member # 1483

posted 08-04-2000 03:44 PM

when you get escorted to your cabin and after opening the door there is no bed in your cabin and the toilet bowl is missing
(real happenings in nov. 99 on a classic ship)

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Mauretania
First Class Passenger
Member # 1486

posted 08-04-2000 04:13 PM

When the captain refers to the ship as "the boat"!

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topgun
First Class Passenger
Member # 928

posted 08-04-2000 05:01 PM

When I climb the boarding ramp and find a mass of 10 to 14 year old kids sent especially to greet me aboard.

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Mercy
First Class Passenger
Member # 322

posted 08-04-2000 09:55 PM

When you get up to the pool and realize you are on the "Nudest Cruise" and everyone is NAKED!!!

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Barryboat
First Class Passenger
Member # 33

posted 08-04-2000 11:16 PM

The Captain is called the Skipper and his first mate is Gilligan.

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topgun
First Class Passenger
Member # 928

posted 08-05-2000 08:35 AM

When the table waiter delivers your entree with his thumb stuck in the mashed potato.
He explains that the doctor has told him to keep the injury warm.

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Premier
First Class Passenger
Member # 1463

posted 08-05-2000 10:25 AM

When you find out the ship was not refurbished since the 50's or 60's.

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Ascendancy
First Class Passenger
Member # 840

posted 08-05-2000 10:25 AM

When the cruise staff are wearing the Carnival emblems.

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cruznut6
First Class Passenger
Member # 543

posted 08-05-2000 10:33 AM

When your're the only English speaking pax and you noticed there aren't any life-boats;0

Bob

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PORTER
First Class Passenger
Member # 1414

posted 08-05-2000 11:12 AM

When you board the ship and realize that Kathy Lee Gifford is the only entertainment for the week

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Mercy
First Class Passenger
Member # 322

posted 08-05-2000 11:15 AM

These posts are tooooooo funny

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Malcolm @ cruisepage
Cruise Director
Member # 301

posted 08-05-2000 02:54 PM

When the captain is British and called "Smith"!

When you realize that the brouchure's description of "a friendly and atmospheric ship" actually translates as "small and crowded"!

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topgun
First Class Passenger
Member # 928

posted 08-05-2000 05:03 PM

When I find the builders plate and see it was constructed by "THE LEE KEE SHIPYARD"

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Bernard
First Class Passenger
Member # 1038

posted 08-05-2000 05:13 PM

When you find out the price for a coca cola is $ 13.50 and a heineken or grolsch $ 22.25

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CrusinAngel
Just Boarded
Member # 1453

posted 08-06-2000 01:30 AM

When the "fun" ship turns into a flaming ship!

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topgun
First Class Passenger
Member # 928

posted 08-06-2000 10:46 AM

When the cruise director says "will all those from New York City identify themselves"? and everybody stands up.

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Rex
First Class Passenger
Member # 1113

posted 08-06-2000 12:49 PM

When the captain asks for directions....

When the bagels served at the breakfast buffet could also do double duty as anchor chains...

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JohnM
First Class Passenger
Member # 1246

posted 08-07-2000 05:33 AM

When you see the rats leaving just as you're boarding.

Rex, was that a lady captain? Opps, wrong thread!

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jeff
First Class Passenger
Member # 614

posted 08-09-2000 03:59 AM

after you board you finally notice cattle instead of passengers..lololol

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Malcolm @ cruisepage
Cruise Director
Member # 301

posted 08-09-2000 03:09 PM

..when you get a letter three days before the sailing date saying: that on the previous cruise 140 people suffered gastro-enteritis, but don't worry about it!

(This happend to me today!)

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Mercy
First Class Passenger
Member # 322

posted 08-09-2000 09:13 PM

Malcolm... Oh Dear! Which ship?

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Rex
First Class Passenger
Member # 1113

posted 08-09-2000 09:31 PM

John, you are SO bad...

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Malcolm @ cruisepage
Cruise Director
Member # 301

posted 08-10-2000 06:51 AM

Fred Olsen's 'Black watch'. A four star ship which operates from Dover, UK. I don't think we can blame the cruise line.

It has been established that the outbreak of gastro-enteritis on this shipis due to a virus and NOT food poisening. When the ship reaches port it will be 'fumigated'.

A Disney ship had a similar problem earlier in the year. Viruses love ships, they have a captive audience!

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